Sick Kids and tutorials from dh on how to run house???

Today everyone is up at 8am on a Saturday. Three days of two puking kids and lie-ins shot to pieces. Maybe not a bad thing. Meant to be going to Kerry but sick Oz means it's been postponed until tomorrow. H can go to surprise birthday party, all is good.
Feel a bit guilty. We have a dog, Billy, who is the fattest jack russell on the planet. The only other Jack Russells that are fatter are those, I imagine, owned by little old ladies. L.O.L. who feed them chocolates etc. Anyway, wrote 'don't feed' in ever-lasting marker on the dog's arse?!?! Have had no sleep so go easy on me.
DH is giving me lessons on how not to disrupt his 'cleaning stuff' system. Only one of anything to be stored under the sink. He needs to get another job. He is turning into annoying house husband. I have been a stay at home mammy for 5 years now!!!!! And under the sink seemed to work just great. Frickin' men and their frickin' systems.
Would it be terribly wrong to make a 'dangerous chocolate cake' with two sickies in house? OR would it encourage better humour and therefore better kids??