16 September, 2010

Alive and kicking

Although just about.  Am seriously pissed off as haven't had anything really nice to eat in three weeks.  By 'really nice' I mean something that is either crisp like or covered in chocolate.  I've gone walking most days and I've been kickboxing three times and wii-ing six times. 
I have drunk so much sodding water I spend half my life in the loo and I have just finished a carton of coconut water - bye bye headache, tis true.
Yet DESPITE all this I have not lost any weight.  I know, I know, stick with it, blah, blah, blah but NOT ONE FRICKIN' g!!!  In fact I've gained 300 of those sodding little grams. 
As Neil Hannon said "what in the buggery fuck?"

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