The other day I was driving the lads home from school and whilst waiting to turn right a very yummy mummy walked past the car. I noticed #1 clocking her and I asked "Am I a pretty mammy?" to which # 1 said "yeah, really be-oooo-ti-ful". #3 said "you're the prettiest mammy in the whole world" and from # 2?
Silence.
The kind of silence that fills a void.
Endless silence.
So, I asked him "Hey, Oz, am I pretty?" To which he replied: " .......... yeah, you're alright!"
Moral of story? Don't go hustling for compliments when up against the yummiest of mummies.
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