Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

Went to bed early last night as had the start of a baaaad headache, accompanied by Darren who also had a headache?!  Must be the weather.  Anyway, woke up around 2.30 am to the sound of rain (don't you love when it's lashing down and you are in bed all nice and cosy - which I wasn't, I was in pain but that's by the by) and a thumping head.  Decided to go downstairs to get some sinutab.  Swung my . . . . sorry, did I mention I'm afraid of the dark?, well I am.  Amazing huh?  37 and a half and afraid of the dark.. . . where was I?. . .  Oh yeah, swung my legs over the bed and sat up and thought about standing up only to feel something wet on the back of my ankle.  Gnugighsghthghghshghggh!!!!!  Yup, that's the actual noise I made when the monster under the bed decided to taste test me.  The monster went 'whwowowohrhrho' and then I went 'F&*K YOU BILLY!!!!!!!!'  Soddying dog is a menace.