I knew it!!!

I thought I was losing my mind, honestly!!!

Every day I would take # 2 to school and as he ran ahead of me I'd think, yet again, 'shit, have got to buy him some new trousers'.  He's growing faster than I can keep up. 

But no!  That isn't the case.  I have bought him trousers.  At least two pairs of trousers aged 6 -7, which I and Himself leave out for him on uniform days.  The little shite has been chucking them into the back of his wardrobe so he can wear his AGE FIVE!!!! trousers to school.  Why?  Because he looks like Michael Jackson of course!