07 September, 2011

On the other hand . . .

. . .  my youngest son pee'd all over the passenger seat of my beatle today.  He got distracted by #1's psp (??) and suddenly piped up "I've pee'd a bit".  
A bit????????????  Nuh-uh!!!  The fecking seat is awash with piddle.  Poor fecker had to strip and seat quietly and with as much dignity as one can muster when sitting in only a school shirt and jumper while waiting for  his brothers to finish school.
Pee'd a bit?  My arse.

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