F"*&^%K

Balls, just had a chocolate biscuit cake burst out of it's tin. Was tapping (maybe a bit too hard??) cake tin on counter to level it when the frickin' tin opened and the cake started to ooze all over counter. Saved it but bollox anyway. I confess, I hate that cake. I hate the smell of golden syrup, I hate that you have to deal with so much melted chocolate and I completely bloody hate that I can't resist the malteasers, Rollos and Crunchie that goes in.
Here I go again, trying to lose weight only to be foiled by someone elses cake ingredients.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaagh