Reebok EasyTone Commercial

I don't know why but for some reason I really 100% believe that if I own these trainers the VERY fact that I own these trainers will mean that I too have an arse and legs like those in the ad. What's that all about. I'm not joking. I believe that if I buy these I too can shimmy and shake my arse and look every bit as glorious as the girls in the ad. I wish, I wish, I wish. Fuck it, think I'll buy them and see if that's what happens. Yup. That's what I'm going to do. Next time you see me you won't know me 'cos I'll be hoovering and cycling and waitressing and all whilst looking F. I. T. Happy days x