Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh, I'm bleeding" - # 3.

"whumpthumpwhumpthump" - me legging it up the stairs.

"What's wrong?  Whose hurt?  What happened?" - Me, after I caught my breath.

"I'll never be able to eat an apple ever again" - # 3.

"Wha?" - Me, again.

"My tooth is falling out, my teeth are falling out, aaaawaaaagh, I'm too little to be a grown up" - # 3.