. . . my youngest son pee'd all over the passenger seat of my beatle today. He got distracted by #1's psp (??) and suddenly piped up "I've pee'd a bit".
A bit???????????? Nuh-uh!!! The fecking seat is awash with piddle. Poor fecker had to strip and seat quietly and with as much dignity as one can muster when sitting in only a school shirt and jumper while waiting for his brothers to finish school.
Pee'd a bit? My arse.
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